there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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