this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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