I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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