There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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