quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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