What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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