That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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