My brain says no but my pants say off.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly