Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?

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(917): View more from New York City

you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

His hands were made for my vagina.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok

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(704): View more from North Carolina

help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up

(919): View more from North Carolina

which one looks the most like her?

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(585): View more from New York

Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't turn off my feet"

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(562): View more from California

Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness

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