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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance http://tfl.nu/628h

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam

(212): View more from New York

enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening

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(610): how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam (212): enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening http://tfl.nu/wz05

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(361): View more from Texas

What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?

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These are the tickets we got last night.

(361): View more from Texas

Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?

(1-361): View more from Texas

Yes...yes you did.

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(361): What are these yellow papers in the kitchen? (1-361): These are the tickets we got last night. (361): Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear? (1-361): Yes...yes you did. http://tfl.nu/myva

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(952): What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there? http://tfl.nu/nak2

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.

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I wish i was spraying into your jaw.

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(952): Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw. (612): I wish i was spraying into your jaw. http://tfl.nu/v3tm

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(304): View more from West Virginia

yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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(304): yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe. http://tfl.nu/4q4f

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(301): View more from Maryland

My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!

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(301): My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW! http://tfl.nu/gdwn

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(205): View more from Alabama

you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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(205): you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!! http://tfl.nu/1wys

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

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(910): I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about. http://tfl.nu/tvk3

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(570): Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage. http://tfl.nu/7s6f

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(410): View more from Maryland

My mouth holds just enough water for my bong

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(410): My mouth holds just enough water for my bong http://tfl.nu/u9dn

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(678): View more from Georgia

Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.

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(678): Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job. http://tfl.nu/5ogs

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?

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(603): Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people? http://tfl.nu/67j9

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(954): View more from Florida

Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?

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It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.

(954): View more from Florida

STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn

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(954): Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich? (305): It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too. (954): STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn http://tfl.nu/d113

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(641): View more from Iowa

I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.

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(641): I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor. http://tfl.nu/67h2

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