Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him