you suck at this game today
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex on a dog bed..
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?