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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..

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• (805): View more from California

  he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

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• (661): View more from California

  so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon

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• (380): View more from Ohio

  She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.

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• (631): View more from New York

  10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...

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• (925): View more from California

  Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.

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