I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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