So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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