If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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