Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
