Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Less talking, more tequila
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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