paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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