I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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