it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Randomize
