called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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