I feel like abortions should bother me more
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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