My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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