I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is her dick bigger than yours?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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