whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When did angry sex become our thing?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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