Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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