Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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