the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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