Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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