so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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