what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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