I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Randomize