Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
MIDGETS
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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