So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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