He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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