We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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