Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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