you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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