How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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