Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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