I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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