Where is the hickey?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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