People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Randomize
