I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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