Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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