Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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