singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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