i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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