Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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