The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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