:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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