I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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