So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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