Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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