We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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