All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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